There are multiple Postal Dudes in this bullet hell game, which the developer, Goonswarm Games, calls a “bullet heaven.”
In Postal: Bullet Paradise, the Dude is thrown into the Shitty Future, a world where robots, psychos, mutants, and corporate goons all want him dead. The good news is that you do not care. Even better, there is plenty of junk lying around that can be turned into guns, bombs, or anything else that makes things explode. This bullet-hell shooter features online cooperative play, an arsenal of improvised weapons, and more psychos than the Dude has unpaid parking tickets. Pick your favorite Postal Dude and carve your way through waves of chaos, upgrades, and stupidly dangerous power fantasy moments.
Choose from iconic versions of the Postal Dude from throughout the series. Each has unique stats, perks, and attitude problems. Team up with friends (or other unstable strangers) to survive the endless storm of enemies. Revive each other, stack builds, and ruin the future together. There are hundreds of enemies on screen. Thousands of projectiles. Zero shame. Your movement and build choices matter, mostly because everything is trying to erase you. Trash becomes firepower. Upgrade strange weapons, stack absurd modifiers, and transform broken scraps into overpowered monstrosities.
Welcome to a dystopian world filled with psychotic corporate cultists, malfunctioning robots, and excessive surveillance. If it moves, it probably wants to kill you. Unlock new Dudes, as well as other well-known Postal characters, weapons, abilities, and synergies, and survive longer. Die horribly and come back stronger. Postal 1, 2, 3, 4, and Brain Damaged are all here. There are Easter eggs, references, and familiar faces for fans who know the chaos by heart. Expect Postal-style humor and a lot of things blowing up, sometimes both at once.
According to Goonswarm Games CEO Artem Korovkin, Postal: Bullet Paradise captures the essence of Postal and its signature gallows humor, offering players an over-the-top and highly replayable experience. They are thrilled to partner with Running With Scissors to bring this irreverent, action-packed dystopian slice of paradise to life. Running With Scissors founder Vince Desi added that Mike J is definitely not going to Heaven, but he is gunning for Postal: Bullet Paradise next year.
Postal: Bullet Paradise will be released for PC in the third quarter of 2026 (July–September) for 20 dollars and will be released later, at an unknown date, for PlayStation 5, PlayStation 4, and Nintendo Switch.
Source: Gematsu
