TECH NEWS – One creative gentleman DOOM fan decided it was time to connect a pleasant experience… with another one.
Treadmill, vape and Tifforun brand Fleshlight – artificial vagina, for the uninitiated. What do these three tools have in common? Besides being the direct cause of breathlessness, all three can run the original 1993 version of DOOM.
Aaron Christophel is responsible for this abomination, aptly named “Dong DOOM”. Christophel’s YouTube channel usually focuses on product unboxing, disassembly and hacking. But his latest “invention” connects the sensual sensation with the gamer experience.
Considering this latest video was made shortly after Christophel ran DOOM on a Planck Mini toothbrush, his latest project didn’t come out of nowhere. Maybe he took heart that people said his previous port was “nuts”.
The Tifforun artificial vagina was presumably chosen for this project because, unlike most sex toys on the market, this particular product has an LCD screen.
As Christophel demonstrates, you can even listen to the game’s original music by plugging a pair of headphones into the Tifforun Fleshlight’s USB-C port.
Killing an enemy also triggers the Tifforun’s “haptic feedback”, providing immaculate vibrations throughout the game. Unfortunately, there is currently no word on whether Christophel plans to add online multiplayer support to the device. Hopefully, friends will benefit from an update in the future…
For those new to the art of porting DOOM to any screen device, you might want to check out the r/itrunsdoom subreddit. The original 1993 game was open-sourced in 1997 under a non-profit license. As a result, it has now become a colossal meme to make idSoftware’s immortal classic run on any and all devices.
Let’s hope that, in the name of equality, a DOOM port will soon be born for a pleasure machine made for girls – that would be fair…
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