There Will Be Nudity in Grand Theft Auto VI!

We’re reporting on the eleventh leak regarding Grand Theft Auto VI. While this could be a joke, it’s part of our daily leak column.

 

We’re now up to the eleventh leak, thanks to Cyberleak. We have our reservations about this mysterious cryptocurrency trader and self-proclaimed anti-corporate folk hero, as well as the world’s most boring wanted suspect. But we can’t deny that these repeated leaks have answered our most pressing questions. The latest video, titled “nudist_town.mp4,” shows the player surveying the residents of an in-game nudist resort. Understandably, some of them aren’t thrilled to have a guy in work pants, armed with binoculars, peering at them from just a few meters away.

The footage is indeed uncensored. We can see the full range of human body parts, all of which fit the description “unclothed.” However, this isn’t exactly a “Hot Coffee”-style situation. There’s some close-up twerking and hip-shaking, but aside from exposed genitals, nothing explicit is happening while Grand Theft Auto VI‘s protagonist, Jason, takes in the scenery. It’s just a bunch of naked people standing there. We suppose the nudists are wandering around aimlessly, just like the rest of us.

Perhaps there’s a lesson to be learned here. But even if there is one, Cyberleek doesn’t seem too receptive. The video ends just as he starts shooting at everyone because one of the nudists got angry at him for being too pushy. He tries to shoot at everyone, emptying most of his magazine onto a few lounge chairs in the process. Cyberleek seems to be just as good at shooting as he is at driving. Like the previous ones, the video includes a QR code that directs viewers to the cryptocurrency system powering the whole operation. However, it appears that Cyberleek has reached the “demand for internet fame” phase, as a text watermark visible throughout the recording states: “To show support, at least ten gamers need to show up dressed as leeks in front of the Take-Two/Rockstar offices, holding game discs, during working hours.”

We’ll see how this plays out.

Source: PCGamer

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